Bar Jokes

Bartender

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila.

He downs them 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

The bartenders says, "Hey, hey, hey… slow down!"

The guy turns to the bartender and says, "If you had what I had, you'd drink like this, too!"

So the bartender says, "What do you have?"

And the guy says, "75 cents."